TWA!!! TWA!!! TWA!!!

A hilarious video in Kenya have gone ballistic in the social media bubble. The undated video was painted by a Kenyan pastor talking about sex in church. Pastor Susan Muthoni, the Minister at Overcomers Ministries in Kasarani, Nairobi confidently addressed various issues that were affecting current marriages. In an advisory tone, she encouraged her congregation to actively and fiercely participate in sexual activities; supporting her religious advice by saying that it is the only game made by God. “Sex is the only game that God created, think about it, Football, Rugby, Netball are all man made.” Said the divine leader. She furtherly explained that the orgy of sex should vigorously take place everywhere including in the car and the kitchen.

In the viral video clip Pastor Susan describes sex using the words ‘Twa Twa’ thrusting her hips animatedly like a pro. “Kama kuna kitu inatufanya tukue kitu kimoja na pastor ni sex, us we can have sex anywhere, garini twa twa, kitchen twa twa, everywhere,” she added. Translating her counselling sentiments this is what she said, “If there is anything that keeps me and pastor (referring to her sexually active husband) together it is sex, we can have sex anywhere, in the car Twa Twa, kitchen Twa Twa. Everywhere.”

The newly dispatched catchphrase ‘Twa Twa’ stuck on the thread of most Kenyans’ brains, as some of them creatively made songs, memes, articles, TV shows and deejaying mixes on Pastor Susan’s holy teachings. Nairobi county governor, Mike Sonko Mbuvi, who is known to be voraciously active in virtual engagements within the social media hub had this to say on the hot topic that was trending especially in Nairobi and its shanties, “Nisawa “Twa Twa” but county government of Nairobi won’t allow “Twa Twa” in public especially in CBD,” Sonko authoritatively wrote.

Many ailing marriages would be avoided or rather scrapped off if couples created some more time for sex; this is what the heavenly doctor was mainly preaching, robustly supported by his comic advice, “No couple should have an excuse for not having sex. Create time, even if it means pouring rice outside for your children to collect one by one as you do it, if your house is small.” However, in the full video clip, this is what she says, “Sex is not for unmarried people. We strongly condemn it in children, teenagers and adults who are not married,” she said this after confirming that there is a lot of fear about sex because few people talk about it. Susan embarked on teaching her kids about sex when they were five years old.