PARASITIC HUMAN SPECIES

Parasitic worms are broadly covered in the field of Medical Helminthology, where they are considered to be creatures that are responsible to a burden of infections. The worms (helminths) rely on man for their existence; they reap all the nutrients and lead to a variety of infections that adversely affect man. There are two major groups of parasitic worms: nematodes/roundworms and platyhelminths/flatworms. The ‘romantic’ relationship between the worms and the susceptible human host lacks real intimacy and only exhibits selfishness, where the worms are always on the receiving end. This effect is coined and used in our ever changing world, where it mostly reflects on people who get into romantic relationships with a hidden agenda.

The technologically advancing world has evolved to a unique era of Instantaneous Gratification; greatly triggered by Facebooking, Twittering, Instagramming, emailing and other virtual engagement. Today, almost everyone has a smart phone and the young people seem to have a crazy obsession with their phones. It is vividly evident as it is often portrayed by passengers travelling in a bus, where phones are firmly clenched in their hands as their heads are bent down and eyes glued to the brightly lit screens. The ears are oftenly plugged with earphones if not headphones while their phones are connected to power banks; one would truly conclude that virtual technology is on the verge of replacing the human dependency of Oxygen for survival. In the 19th century, the Pop Culture Beat released a song by the title,” I know what I want and I want it now.” The human species are mutating the same way parasitic worms are mutating to virulent strains that are resistant to almost all antiprotozoal agents.

Nothing can replace romantic relationships in our 21st century, where everyone wants someone to cuddle with while watching Netflix. Truly, everything in this world revolves around love and relationships. However, people have their own preferences on who they decide to couple with; microbiologically similar, to parasitic type of worms which possess specialized modes in which they get into the targeted host. Nowadays, most romantic relationships are solely based on sex and money. In our contemporary society, men are naturally predisposed to ignore their instincts; hence they tend to allow the junior below their belt buckles to do all the thinking for them. The male beings therefore hustle hard, chasing those dollars; which they splash out on women in an aim to win their soft tender hearts, that lead to the blue lagoon between their sleek legs. This can be confirmed by the phrase “Chase money, women will chase you.”

The beauty queens thrive in comfort where they stroll in KFCs, shopping malls, exotic beauty parlours and banks to make deposits for their own brighter future. The female species yearn for a ready- made handsome guy; probably a gold-hearted doctor with big spectacles, if not a certified commercial airline pilot wearing a fancy shiny watch. Ladies, save me the sanity today, I have to tell the truth to the struggling boy child fraternity. A renowned musician of all times, Jennifer Lopez released a song by the title “Ain’t Your Mama.” The song sheds ‘red’ light on men who expect cooking and cleaning. Men are known to be leaders to women since primal ages. However, it is turning out to be vice-versa; nowadays, women are exposed to the same opportunities available to men. These opportunities include managerial positions and other big careers, worth six-figure salaries; therefore, women loose the meaning of having husband-materials in their lives and only need them for that God-given boneless shaft that sky-rocket them to the moon if not the clouds.

Comrades!!! Parasitism has adversely attacked our relationships. My research work on this impact is robustly linked to Medical Parasitology and Human Behavioral Sciences. In the Modern world, females exhibit parasitic traits; deeply rooted in the ancient times, where they twerked so hard for the Prince, aiming to be future queens of the land. The instincts have now matured to future goals, conveyed in the phrase “No romance without finances” Men are coerced to sweat out daily, scratching their brains, seeking deep creativity that would hopefully turn them into millionaires if not billionaires. However, women find it hard to date ambitious men and only want to be associated with the end product that stems from ambitions. Males work extremely hard with much bitterness and pain resulting from constant romantic rejection, by the ever slaying beauty queens.

“My sweet Johnny, ‘Hard work never goes unrewarded’,” my compassionate mother who pampers me with so much love, always tell me this whenever the feeling of despair strikes me. Success takes a great deal of time and it is not immune to the industrious boy child fraternity. The lives of men take on a new turn and resemble attractive brand new shiny pennies; freshly dispatched from a mint. We all know that shiny things are appealing and cannot be ignored; therefore, men who worked tirelessly to own mansionette, posh cars and enviable careers if not passion; really turn the girl child on. Women would desperately do anything to get married to these rare kind species of men; aiming to have a guaranteed hustle-free future. However, the now high -powered men know what they exactly went through in the dating game before they acquired their hard- earned treasures. This makes the highly sought men to just ‘smash’ the newly humble and sweet women, so hard, till they let out deeply intonated moans, signaling stop. The halt is often followed by an extremely cold heart, as the now much coveted men continue to ‘hammer’ other women who want a man wearing the dollar fragrance.

I am not a relationship/dating coach, but my crazy obsession in human behavioral sciences will allow me to engrave some insights deep in your brains. From personal experience, I learnt that you can never ever trick someone into loving you; but if you try and it works, then it will be absolutely on a short term. This world is full of pick-up artists who believe that Kamasutra sex styles, fancy lifestyle and material pocessions will attract someone into their lives. Real love should happen effortlessly. Ladies, our men deserve a chance to be in a romantic relationship with you, no matter their status. Barrack Obama proposed to his then girlfriend Michelle in an ice-cream parlour, not knowing the future of the seemingly cheap Obama. What if Michelle had poke a finger on Obama? then she would have lived to see another woman become the first lady of a great nation, USA. Dear men, I know it really stings as you recall those words she told you before she sneered, “You’re way out of my league” … “You have no college degree” … “Please never ever text or call me, never show up to my place” It all happens because the ladies involved have misplaced preferences and don’t really know what they want, as much as they seem to exactly know all they want.

See you all next time, thanks for reading.